either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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