Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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