Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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