brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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