It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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