Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
