That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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