Sponge bath it is.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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