Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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