bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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