Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize
