Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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