He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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