Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She told me I should be a condom model.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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