have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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