Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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