its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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