Pappa wants mamma naked
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
