please come you make the beer taste better
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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