I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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