so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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