Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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