There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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