they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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