Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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