So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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