Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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