No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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