I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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