Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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