Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Where is the hickey?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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