i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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