if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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