he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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