Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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