So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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