i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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