good thing vaginas are great cup holders
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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