We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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