she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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