next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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