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(978): View more from Massachusetts

my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me

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(404): View more from Georgia

He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here

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on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends

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(954): View more from Florida

Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.

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