I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
