My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm at about main and main street
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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