People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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