I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Girls should come with a carfax report
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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