I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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