Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
