This dress was meant to end up on your floor
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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