Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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