He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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