so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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