he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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