no. you can't hotbox the world.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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