I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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