i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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